-The only meal/pee breaks that you ever have are in between loading screens.
-when u see ur enemy in the street, ur fantasizing on perma-bashing his head
-when u go to a mall to shop and ur looking for a buriza recipe
-You're addicted when you day-dream of DotA's best line-ups and counters. (omg kc ure dead!)
-when you're j@cking off and at the point of climax you yell, "OWNAGE!!"
-When you are elected coach of a team, you may get players from the opposing team by shouting, "AP!
-when having sex with a dirty girl who has a stinking vagina you say:
"please deactivate your ROT. it's gonna kill us both..."
-When you drive into other cars, thinking you can Windwalk
-When everytime you see your friends you slap em in the face and yell "firstblood!!!11 " (LOL)
-When you're rushing to work or school and say to yourself, "I'm at 415 movespeed". (lol wtf!)
-When you start attacking trees and imagining they're throwing rocks at you.
-u slap 3 of ur friends and say "triple kill"
-you go around holding two kitchen knives claiming that they're S&Y
-ur addicted when u buy a Capt. America mask and try to acitivate frenzy (lol i like this one)
-U look for luna everytime theres an eclipse
-U look for Rylai when you go to the freezer
-when you think about putting sentry wards in your pretty neighbor's room.
-asking a slut, may i use my storm bolt on your black hole? (LOL)
-when you see twins and say "when did he get manta style??"
-when your out with someone and he/she vanished and you say to yourself "$***, he windwalked" or "where the F*** did he blinked?"
-well ur fingering ur girlfriend , and when she doesnt die u ask"spellshield?"
-when your (psychology) teacher ask you what causes split personality, you answered "manta style" (lol john /gg)
lol i think i shall stop here. Got quite a few more but it will make this whole entry look long so i'll post it some other time:D. Maybe only those who played dota will understand this=\ but yea u'll get the rough idea wats it about /gg. Enjoy!
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